Pizza and Chewing Gum

In a commendable effort to raise more money for charitable causes, Halflife decided today to see why these bikes are so popular as the ride of choice for pizza delivery lads and lasses all over the world. Interviewed by Sky news Halflife commented ' It all started well until I realised that the top box was not actually big enough to fit a 8” deep pan with extra cheese in!!' not wanting to let people down a quick search of the house uncovered a side pannier cunningly disguised as a reusable supermarket carrier bag. After 4 hours of intensive 'pimp my ride' style modification Halflife and his mechanic Declan Donnelly finally decided to hang the pannier on the indicator stalk (the one with the silver tape holding it together..no the other one). To increase carrying capacity, reduce trips back to Pizza shack, and hence single handed save the planet, the top box was used to precariously balance further culinary delights. 'The whole thing started to look like it might actually work until the Pizza started mysteriously disappearing from the top box at anything over 25 mph and the carrier bag turned out to have all the weather resistance of wet cardboard'. Although not a complete success it has given the team some further ideas for fundraising. Gollobski is believed to be starting the slowest bike taxi service in the world and Carpboy is going to start a maggot delivery service.
Unfortunately it is not all good news though. After initially taking the p*ss out of Gollobski's ride for being 80% paper mashie and 20% old man spit we are sorry to report that Halflife’s pizza delivery bike is actual 73.2% chewing gum.