Friday, January 23, 2009

Trueman discovers cure for Rash in shed



Meeting minutes for 21st Jan 2009.

Held in Pauls office, followed by long walk to canteen.


Evil Yellow stuff in picture is apparently
Cauliflower cheese although I
could not locate any cauliflower

Things are moving on pretty quickly now with the website up and running (Finally!!) and the various links to the pledge page, meet the riders etc being worked on. Williams' estimated the time for completion as "Before the London Olympics" Based on how long this has taken to date he needs to get a move on.

Gareth Knox has a lunch date with Mr Charley Boorman (He of Long way down / round / Up / Across fame) this Saturday and has kindly agreed to take a T shirt and intro letter - Cheers

Al " I have found us bikes lads" Truemon (The world famous spelling mistake) then rudely interupted the meeting by answering a personal call to his boss!!

This gave Henshaw and the resident cripple (Williams) chance to discuss Trufants loyalty. Williams also expressed concern at how Al is a tightwad and questioned his sexual leanings citing a story he had seen written on a toilet wall in a service station just outside Barnsley.

Following the "interlude" (as it shall be known) for Al's call we had our first team arguement, strangely enough about the aforementioned telephone call.

Other items for discussed:

  • Date is now definitley 1st week of May to coincide with Tandragee 100
  • Decision made on Al's role - To dig all toilets with folding shovel and to spend as much time as possible feeling his moobs (Man + Boobs = Moobs)
  • Become the first 3 people to pledge money
  • Williams cannot pray for fine weather because he cannot bend his hands into the Prayer shape
  • Al has wimped out on riding bike to Pauls before they both ride to Rob's to officially start, this based on an estimated 6 hour ride from Hinkley to Buckley via Wem.
  • In an extensive search Al has located 4 x Honda C50's, a Piaggio 60cc and an old Austin Princess - Hmmmm good work
  • Suggested page on web site for people to log on and suggest practical jokes we can play on each other, results of jokes will be reported back real time during the trip
  • Discussion took place on spares list and emergency items.
  • Discussion stopped after we decided spares list and emergency items are 1) A hammer and 2) Some Gaffa tape
  • Al will take a fishing rod to aquire our evening meals
T shirts will be ready for collection tomorrow so a mad day of driving around the country will follow making sure Mr Boorman has his to wear with pride.

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